- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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