- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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