- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What's that in the road.... a-head?

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Blind people can't read this.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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