Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Where's my shotgun

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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The Pope

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The Pope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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