- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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