What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Take off your shoes.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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