Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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