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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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milly, milly, milly, cat

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What's up brah brah

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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