How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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knock knock

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Stop being a centipede

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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