Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Women's rights

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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