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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What is 2+2? 4!

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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