- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

the asian kid gets an F

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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