a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Mitt Romney.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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