William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Nock Nock It's open.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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