What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Men, get on the boat.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Well educated black man.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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