Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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