What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Justin Beiber

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Yo mamas so fat

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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