how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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