Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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