When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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