What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

I tell an anti joke!.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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