- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A black guy with his family.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

women's rights.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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