George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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liam buchan is gay !

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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