- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

the asian kid gets an F

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Knock Knock Not Yet