q

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

thumb_up thumb_down +25

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops