Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Wade

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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