A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What's the difference between a duck?

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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You smell like shit

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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