What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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