THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

How old are you? 20

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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