A new restaurant KKKcake

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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