You just won the game...

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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