What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Women's rights

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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