A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Patriarchy.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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the WNBA

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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