- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joay impistato is a fig

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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