- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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