Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Stephen Walking.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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