Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Poop

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Obamacare haters

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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