- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

whats brown? poop.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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