- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why did the jew die Really...

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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