- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

How are you? Yes

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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