What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Joey mayer's face

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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How high is a Chinaman

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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