- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

What do you call a black priest? Father

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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