once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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guess what chicken butt

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women's rights

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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