Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Society.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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