A child with cancer grows up.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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