A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

:O + :P = 69

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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