Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Cleveland winning something

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Who is a knob? ross d

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Seth stock has a large penis

womens rights

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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