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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's big and fat? An obese man.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

The Bible

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25