Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

I can't see my forehead

a man walks into horse bar

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Chuck Norris died.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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