Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What's up brah brah

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I lost my tractor.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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