- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Spread the net.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

I'm gay. No homo.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Alex Eggbert

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