What did the fish say? Moo

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Kah-________-

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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