(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Wombat monkey juice.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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The game!

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Women's rights...

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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