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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

God bless America, and no where else.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

This is not a joke.

Is this where I type the joke?

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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