A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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THE GAME

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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mc hammers income.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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