Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

I am a n1gger.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Wombat monkey juice.

women's rights.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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