How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Sorry boss

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Halo < COD

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Womens Rights.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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