What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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