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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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