What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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