Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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