- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

#scabbers

T-Dog scare me

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

I never asked for this.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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