What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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