Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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