- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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