What is the best part about football The scoring

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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WNBA

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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