I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

The game!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Cancer.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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