Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Can you see this brett? Connor

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

women's rights

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

justin bieber

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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