knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Welcome To Facebook

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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minecraft

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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