Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Hi Shelby!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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