- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

your father died

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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