- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

i cant think of one.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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